• When was summer, again?

    Find your why!

    We’re nearly at the end of week three, and the warning signs are all there: it’s getting darker, the leaves are turning, and summer feels like it happened about 14 years ago. We’ve officially entered that time of year at school. The one where you leave the house in the dark, get home in the dark, and start wondering if daylight was just a cruel myth you once believed in.

    As a music teacher, the early weeks of term give me the briefest of honeymoons: no clubs, no productions, no endless after-school rehearsals. Bliss. But reality has caught up with me now, and I’m back to living in the music block every evening, pretending I’m fine with it.

    That said—tonight reminded me why I do it. Rehearsals were brilliant. Full cast in, everyone up for singing, laughing, getting stuck in. Honestly, if I were a proper teacher, I’d have either resigned or been politely escorted off the premises years ago. I couldn’t cope with the steady diet of worksheets, Shakespeare quotes, or solving quadratic equations for the thousandth time. I need chaos. I need noise. I need kids belting out Christmas songs in September while I wonder if it’s too early to start drinking mulled wine in the cupboard.

    But here’s the point: teaching’s tough. We all know that. And at this stage of the term it’s very easy to start questioning your life choices. (Some of you are already browsing Rightmove and Googling “How to become a postman.”) So here’s my advice: find your thing.

    Find that reason that stops you screaming into your pillow and shouting “sod it, I’m out.” It could be that Friday morning class who actually like your subject. It could be that one kid who finally opened up to you about something important. It could be just five minutes in a day where you actually laugh, properly laugh, at school.

    For me, tonight was my thing. I was shattered, I couldn’t be arsed, and I was secretly hoping the kids would forget about the first rehearsal. They didn’t. They all showed up! But then we sang, we laughed, I made a fool of myself (again), and I left school buzzing.

    So that’s all really. Breathe. Find your thing. Find your “why.” Use it as your compass to navigate through all the other nonsense—the emails, the meetings, the data drops, the “can I borrow a glue stick” requests. We’ll get through this. I promise.

    Even if we do it in the dark.

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  • Now we are back, how do you feel?

    Week Two Wobbles

    We’re only in the second week of term and already the cracks are starting to show. Staff and students alike are trying their best not to slip back into old habits… but it’s happening. The shiny new stationery is already missing a lid, planners are mysteriously “lost,” and the energy we all bounced in with on Day One has been quietly replaced by tired sighs and the constant reach for the staffroom kettle.

    It’s around this time of year that teachers start questioning their life choices. Some are scrolling through job adverts during their PPA time, wondering if a move to another school would solve all their problems. Others are Googling “how to retrain as a yoga instructor in Bali” or “can I survive on an Etsy shop selling handmade coasters?” I’ve even heard of colleagues casually checking house prices in the Outer Hebrides.

    And then, of course, there’s the mountain of GCSE analysis documents we’re all expected to produce. Whole tomes of data, charts, and reflections that wouldn’t look out of place in the British Library archives. Yes, I know we’re reflective practitioners, but writing War and Peace on a cohort that’s already left (and if I’m being completely honest, whose names I’ve already half-forgotten) feels a touch excessive. Meanwhile, the students I’m actually teaching this year are sat waiting for me to get on with the job in front of me.

    The truth is, September hits like a brick wall every year. Week One feels manageable—almost exciting, if you squint hard enough. By Week Two, reality bites. Behaviour standards are already wobbling, the marking pile is multiplying like rabbits, and you’ve been “volunteered” for a committee you didn’t even know existed. Meanwhile, Year 11 are reminding you daily that mocks are soon (a word which, in their world, means “tomorrow”).

    And let’s be honest, it’s not just the students who slip into old patterns. I swore blind that this year I’d stay on top of marking, eat something other than biscuits for lunch, and leave school before 6pm at least once a week. Two weeks in, I’ve already failed on all three counts. Biscuits: 1. Teacher resolve: 0.

    But here’s the thing: it’s normal. The early enthusiasm always fades a little, and that’s OK. We’re human. The trick is to keep plodding on, keep laughing at the madness, and remember that October half term is closer than it feels.

    So, if you’re sat there wondering if you’ve made a terrible mistake by coming back, just know you’re not alone. Every teacher has their “what if I just ran away and opened a beach bar?” moment. And hey—maybe one day we’ll all meet there. Until then, pass me the biscuits.

  • The Return Beckons…

    Are you ready?

    GCSE results have landed, and across the country thousands of students are celebrating, commiserating, or somewhere in between. Funnily enough, plenty of teachers are doing the same thing.

    I’m happy with my results this year, which makes the looming INSET day a little less stressful. You know the one: SLT pouring over headline figures, subject by subject, in front of the entire staffroom. Some colleagues shift uncomfortably in their seats, others sit quietly relieved that—for now—they’re off the hook.

    And here we are, the last week of summer. Six weeks vanished in a blink and now September looms large. Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN.

    It’s a feeling that’s hard to describe. Other professions must get it, but surely not on the same scale. You look forward to the routine, but dread the workload. You feel like you’ve forgotten how to teach, as though you’re a brand-new NQT walking in on day one again. Ten Septembers in, and I still can’t manage a stoic return. It’s the ultimate Sunday night feeling—just stretched across an entire week.

    Of course, once we’re back it takes approximately 9.3 minutes (I’ve scientifically tested this) before the summer is completely erased and the school mindset takes over. The sheer pace of the day smacks you in the face from minute one.

    Then the kids arrive. On the most punctual day of the year, no less. Parents are clearly keen to get them out of the house after six long weeks together (if only they were that enthusiastic all year round…). The corridors fill quickly with nervous faces, shiny new uniforms, pristine stationery, and brand-new bags. Everyone—students and staff alike—is determined: this year will be different. This will be the year of organisation, no bad habits, no missed deadlines.

    It feels a bit like New Year’s Eve: full of resolutions and good intentions. But like most resolutions, how long do they last? Studies suggest most are gone by the end of January, which in school terms probably translates to October half term. Personally, I tend to notice behaviour sliding after about 4–5 weeks as tiredness creeps in and standards slip a little.

    At my school, serving a large number of disadvantaged young people, the summer has often been tough for them—little structure, little stability. They return on edge, needing time to settle back into routine. Our pastoral staff, absolute unsung heroes, work overtime to get them regulated so that we can actually teach.

    It’s a unique, slightly surreal time of year for secondary teachers. A mix of dread, excitement, and “what on earth am I doing here again?”

    So, breathe. Prepare as best you can. Accept that you won’t have it all figured out straight away, and that’s perfectly fine. And above all—remember: they’re more afraid of you than you are of them.

    And if all else fails, just remember: there are only about 190 teaching days until summer… but who’s counting?

  • Who am I?

    Who am I? And, what’s the point?

    Hi there! I’m Dan, a 36-year-old secondary school music teacher from the north of England. I work in a school located in a very deprived area, and I’ve been here for almost 10 years. In that time, I’ve worn a few hats: Head of Year for about 6 years, and now, Head of Faculty. It’s been a wild ride, to say the least.

    These days, I’m involved in all sorts of exciting stuff with the senior leadership team and my teaching crew. As Head of Faculty, you’re juggling everything from the day-to-day grind to the occasional battle with obstacles like funding, behavior, extra workload, and—let’s face it—staff wellbeing. Sometimes it all works out, sometimes… not so much!

    Now, let’s talk about the personal side of things. I’m a proud dad to two amazing little humans: a 6-year-old girl and a 4-year-old boy. My eldest has autism and attends a mainstream primary school. She faces her own challenges but is incredibly happy, energetic, and she somehow manages to put a smile on my face every single day.

    Oh, and I’m married to an art teacher—also at the same school (yes, we’re that couple). We actually met there, so it’s not as tragic as it sounds. Honestly, we love working together.

    Right now, I’m at a bit of a crossroads in life. I’m taking stock and asking myself, “What do I want to do, and why am I doing it?” Funny story, I sort of fell into teaching. Before this, I was trying to make it as a DJ, living the low life in Ibiza for a few years. But eventually, I returned home with my tail between my legs and I needed a “real” job, so I trained to be a teacher—despite being told I couldn’t because of my lack of formal training. Against the odds, I landed this gig, and here I am, almost 10 years later.

    I’ve loved every moment of it, but lately, I’ve been feeling a bit disconnected. Is it the school, or is it education as a whole that I’m falling out with? Don’t get me wrong, the kids are great, but it’s the barriers—funding issues, workload, behaviour, etc.—that seem to always get in the way of doing what we love: teaching!

    So, why am I here? I’m here to share my life as a teacher, talk to others in the profession, and advocate for change—especially in SEND education.

    Stick around, hit subscribe, and join me as we try to build a community for change!

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  • Should I Be Feeling Guilty?

    There is nothing wrong with having a break. Remember that, please!

    There is nothing wrong with having a break. Remember that, please!

    School life is full-on — we all know that. It’s relentless pressure from an industry (and often an employer) that just wants more, more, more. Some of us are staring at a glass ceiling with zero chance of financial reward for working harder. And we’re flat out — physically, mentally, and, most of all (especially if you’re in a school like mine), emotionally.

    And that, my friends, is the silent killer — the thing teachers struggle to put into words. It’s very hard to empathise with educators if you’ve never stepped foot in a school beyond your own teenage years. And especially in schools like mine, where a high proportion of students come from disadvantaged backgrounds.

    In this kind of setting, it’s a bit like riding a rollercoaster operated by an emotionally unstable teenager. You get some intense highs — the kind that make your heart soar — but also some stomach-lurching lows that leave you wondering why you ever got on the ride in the first place.

    The highs?
    Oh, those beautiful lightbulb moments. You know the ones — when someone inevitably asks, “But why do you do it?” and you say something about “making a difference.” Well, those lightbulbs flash brighter and more frequently in tough schools (in my humble opinion) because the kids often haven’t had the same academic head start. I’ve taken students camping who’d never left their estate, let alone been on a holiday. Watching them toast marshmallows under the stars, eyes wide with joy — honestly, awesome!

    The lows?
    Well… brace yourself. As the pressure on public services builds — with NHS backlogs and a CAMHS system that’s basically being held together with chewing gum and a “please try again later” sign — both students and staff are burning out. Mondays (especially the post-holiday ones) are like opening Pandora’s inbox. Police reports, domestic violence files, children who’ve lost their homes… and somehow we, the teachers, are left to pick up the pieces and often manage the situation..

    But I digress. I’m not here to rage about the crumbling school system (I’ll save that joy for another post). Today, this is about you understanding that it is absolutely, 100% OK to switch off.

    You spend 195 days a year in GO mode. Full speed. Eyes wide. Heart on the line. So now, it’s time to breathe. To take stock. To feel proud of yourself. To give yourself a massive pat on the back and to spend your time doing things that matter to you.

    So if you fancy drinking gin on a Tuesday morning in your underwear — do it.
    If you feel like launching your slipper at the TV every time a “back to school” ad pops up in July, please, be my guest (just don’t use one of those reinforced all-terrain slippers you can sprint in — you might end up spending your summer pay packet on a new telly).

    And remember: it’s OK to say no.
    Just because you’ve got “lots of time off” doesn’t mean your time is any less valuable. If you’ve been dodging that catch-up coffee with a friend who drains your soul more than a Year 9 wet break duty — bin it off. You’re allowed to be selfish. You’re allowed to rest. You’re allowed to recharge your batteries without guilt.

    You’ve earned it. Honestly.

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  • How can we create our own systems to lighten our workload?

    I have been reading ‘The 4 hour work week’ by Timothy Ferriss, the premise of the book is to automate a lot of what you do, eliminate distractions, say no to things that don’t interest or serve you and to start to think about working remotely with the eventual goal of creating a business or an idea to allow you to work a short amount of time each week as you become more of a passive operator, allowing others to handle much of your administrative work and

    Although I do think AI and remote working will become more mainstream in education. Some schools already allow teachers to spend their PPA time at home, particularly in primary school. I think it is a little more difficult to accomplish in a secondary setting – I can’t see my school doing that any time soon.

    The book is essentially full of tips and tricks to move more towards automating your life and to slim down the amount of time you spend completing menial tasks. Tim encourages the use of virtual assistants and tries to limit his time responding to emails and managing the minutiae so he can spend his time travelling, learning and working creatively on his business.

    This got me thinking, how can we as teachers start to implement these methods and how far can we possibly go?

    When I first picked up The 4-Hour Workweek by Tim Ferriss, I assumed it was either a satire or a manual for tech bros who make millions by selling NFTs of their houseplants. Turns out, it’s actually packed with genuinely helpful ideas — even for us humble UK teachers chained to our marking piles and duty rotas.

    Ferriss’s big idea? Stop working harder. Start working smarter (no, really smarter — not “doing a PowerPoint instead of writing on the board” smarter). His framework is called DEAL: Definition, Elimination, Automation, Liberation. And no, sadly, it doesn’t include “Deportation to Bali with a coconut laptop.” But stick with me — here’s how teachers can apply it:


    D – Definition: Redefine What “Success” Means

    Ferriss starts by throwing out the idea that success = long hours. Preach. In teaching, we often treat working late as a badge of honour, like some sort of tragic educational gladiator sport. But what if we measured success by impact, not hours?

    💡 Teacher tweak:
    Start asking: “What actually helps students learn?” Spoiler alert: it’s probably not that six-page seating plan colour-coded by blood type. Use “fear-setting” (one of Ferriss’s tools) to get over the guilt of not being the last one to leave the car park. What’s the worst that could happen if you leave your display board looking “adequate” instead of “Pinterest-worthy”?


    E – Elimination: Stop Doing Stuff That Doesn’t Matter

    Ferriss is big on the 80/20 rule — 80% of results come from 20% of what you do. The rest is noise. In teacher terms:

    • 80% of learning comes from 20% of your lessons (usually the ones where you remembered to print the worksheet).
    • 80% of behaviour issues come from 20% of students (you know the ones).

    💡 Teacher tweak:

    • Ditch the pointless admin and campaign for less of it – can one of the admin team do that, just ask.
    • Cap meetings. Suggest a “This Could Have Been an Email” badge. Ask for an agenda for EVERY meeting and stick to it. Once that agenda is completed – you take your leave.
    • Reduce marking to what actually makes a difference. This is a tough one as you will need to stick to your school marking policy, but can you create rubrics for each SOW you have and use AI to assign the correct feedback comments to each students (we’ll talk about AI a lot more going forward)
    • Give yourself permission to be a “good enough” planner. If you know what you’re doing, does it matter? Embrace the mess and allow yourself to be more fluid.

    And remember: perfectionism is just procrastination in a sparkly hat.


    A – Automation: Build Systems, Not Stress

    No, you can’t outsource your Y9s to a virtual assistant (yet). But you can automate your workflow.

    💡 Teacher tweak:

    • Set up self-marking quizzes. Most schools now use google classroom or Microsoft Office, both of these have fantastic methods of delivering homework with self marking capabilities – get on YouTube and figure out how to do it or, find the nerd (usually in the IT dept) in your school to help you out!
    • Batch your emails and focus only on reading them at specific times of the day – don’t be afraid to add an auto reply letting staff know that you will only be checking emails at certain times of the day (Tim Ferris has a fantastic, and polite, template for you, let me know in the comments if you’d like a copy)
    • Reuse feedback codes or stickers instead of writing War and Peace on every essay.
    • Build resource banks with your department so you’re not all inventing the wheel at midnight with a sad biscuit.

    Basically, create little systems now that save your sanity later.


    L – Liberation: Escape the Busyness Cult

    Ferriss is obsessed with freedom — and while we can’t all teach from a hammock in Barbados, we can challenge the idea that being a burnt-out husk makes you a better educator.

    💡 Teacher tweak:

    • Push for flexible working (job shares, work-from-home PPA, or just fewer meetings with biscuits).
    • Focus on outputs over face time — it’s what your students learn, not how long you spent at your desk.
    • Take your “mini-retirements” seriously: protect weekends, use your TOIL, and for heaven’s sake stop answering emails at 9pm.

    TL;DR – You’re Allowed to Teach Smart, Not Just Hard

    The 4-Hour Workweek isn’t about abandoning the classroom. It’s about ditching the unnecessary nonsense so you can focus on what actually matters: inspiring young minds, enjoying your job, and maybe even having a life outside of it.

    It’s not about working four hours. But it is about making the other 36 feel less like a treadmill and more like a purposeful, well-caffeinated stroll.

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  • The Disgruntled Teacher… I think?

    My name’s Dan. I’m a secondary school teacher in the North of England, and I’ve been doing this job for ten years. My wife is a teacher too, and together we have two young kids – they’re 6 and 4. Our eldest is autistic, but she’s in mainstream education and doing well – she has her moments, but we all do.

    Right now, I find myself experiencing education from a variety of perspectives: as a teacher, a parent, a partner and as an advocate of SEND provision (or lack thereof). I’ll talk more about these different roles in future posts. But first, let me rewind a bit.

    Before anything else, I was a teacher – a decent one, I think. I’m not especially organised. I’m rubbish at paperwork. And don’t come to me for insightful tech advice (which, let’s be honest, is probably just another way of saying I’m disorganised). But what I am good at is people. I genuinely care about them.

    In my younger years, that came from a desire to please everyone – but over time, it’s grown into something more grounded. I’ve learned how to build rapport with all sorts of people, and I pride myself on leaving someone feeling just a tiny bit better than when I met them. At least, that’s the aim.

    But recently, something’s shifted.

    Most mornings, I wake up and try to get myself and the kids ready for the day. And then – like clockwork – the ‘schedule send’ emails arrive. Always at 7:30am. Someone, somewhere, once sat around a table and decided that 7:30am is the official start of our working day.

    Those emails hit, and I feel it – a surge of frustration. Not aimed at anyone in particular, but at the system, maybe? Or just… how dare you email me now? I’m already forcing Cheerios into my kids while realising I haven’t ironed my shirt or made my wife’s packed lunch like I said I would.

    Is this a me problem?

    Most mornings follow a strict routine (my eldest needs it), but I still somehow manage to sabotage things with my trademark tardiness and shambolic household admin. By the time we’re out the door, I’m already in a bit of a negative headspace. But then – as always – I’m proven wrong.

    It’s like going to see a film you didn’t want to watch. Your mates are buzzing about it, but you were hoping for the big-budget action flick with that actress from the perfume advert. Instead, you end up watching a rom-com where Jack Black is the romantic lead, and before you know it, you’re crying into your popcorn thinking, what a way to spend Christmas. (Totally made-up example, by the way.)

    That’s what teaching feels like most days.

    I think I hate it. I really do. There are definitely parts of the job I can’t stand. But as the day goes on – as I spend more time with the kids (who, for the most part, are actually amazing) – I feel myself getting happier, more energised.

    So… do I secretly love a job I outwardly complain about? Or am I just clinging to the good bits, trying to balance them against the weight of a profession that doesn’t seem to be valued by many of the people who should care most?

    I’m not sure yet.

    But I think that’s why I’m writing this blog. SO, please like and subscribe – join us for the Detention Diaries podcast where we will be discussing all things education and have a little bit of fun while we’re at it.

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